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Throw me the mango, I’ll throw you the whip!

I’m 100% Vietnamese.  Ok, I’m actually 75% Vietnamese and 25% Chinese, but for all intents and purposes, consider me 100% Vietnamese.  This means that I love myself a mango.  For as long as I can remember, my mother would buy a flat of mangoes from Chinatown every weekend while they were in season.  Unripe, green mangoes were marinated in fish sauce for a savory dish, or pickled in rice wine vinegar with a little Thai chili and eaten as a snack or an accompaniment for sweet and savory beef.  Ripe mangoes were diced for dessert and you grabbed the 2nd best utensil in the world after chopsticks from the little plastic toothpick (What? Everyone didn’t have one of those?).  In the morning, mangoes went into the blender for smoothies (maybe that’s where I get it from) and my brother and I rejoiced at not being forced to down another soft-boiled egg.  Sure, soft-boiled eggs sound great now, but when every other 7 year-old gets Cap’n Crunch and you’re sucking down runny eggs, it gets a little annoying.

You get the point, then – my childhood ran on a mango-powered engine.   Continue reading

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Stupid shirt… thinks it’s better than me…

You know you’ve gained weight when you try to throw on a summer blouse from last year and you can’t get your arms through the sleeves…  Yeah, this actually happened this morning. The cuff of my short sleeve shirt wouldn’t pull up past the crease in my elbow. Maybe it’s because my biceps are so huge!  Except that I can’t even do 1 pull-up / push-up (that’s one of either, not one of both).  I tried a few times to shove it on, but to no avail. As a bonus, my co-op still has the heat on. That combined with my super-mutant-ability to instantly shvitz at the thought of physical exertion meant that I was a sticky mess, making it that much more impossible to force my (now swollen – even fatter) arms through the sleeves. I looked a little like a Tyrannosaurus Rex – tiny arms and a giant head, growling the entire time.  Although I don’t think ol’ T-Rex knows half the expletives that I was spitting out through clenched teeth. Continue reading

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1 Part Mindy + 1 Part Blackberry + 4 Parts Liquid = Soggy Disaster

Remember how I said technology hates me?  Well, it may be more like my technological instruments are severely depressed. How else can you explain the numerous times my blackberry has tried to kill itself?  Continue reading

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A growing disaster…

You read my first post and laughed.  Most likely, you thought I was self-deprecating and exaggerating a tad.  Fine, both are true, but read on and tell me that I’m not (at least partially) covered with a rain cloud!

I love food.  Actually, I’m obsessed with eating, which I think is a negative thing vs. the positive “love of food” spin.  As soon as I finish eating one meal/snack, I start thinking about what I crave next.  Recently, I took a job in the library at the culinary school where I work, effectively reducing my physical activity to almost nothing.  So I went from constantly running up and down four flights of stairs and never sitting to hours on end spent on my rather significant rump.  Basically, my metabolism took a nosedive while my eating never slowed. Continue reading

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Welcome to my world…

For those of you that don’t know me (although I’m pretty sure that the only people reading this will be friends and maybe family who are feeling charitable or bored), my name is Mindy and I’m a walking disaster.  Not the amiable, “let’s write a loveable comedy about how clumsy she is” type of disaster, either.  I’m a “yuck, she’s clumsy and odd, so let’s run in the opposite direction before she accidentally trips and falls on us” disaster. Continue reading

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